D3 body, D1 cock
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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