HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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