i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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