Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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