I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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