This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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