Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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