Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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