It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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