i can't believe i had my finger in that
it glows. i had to have it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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