My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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