I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
