you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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