Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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