guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I made him laugh his dick is mine
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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