I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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