he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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