he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Alive.
So much puke
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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