RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just had sex on a roof
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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