k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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