You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Two words: blizzard sex
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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