Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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