DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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