Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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