I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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