god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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