if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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