Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
