Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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