Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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