i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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