So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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