I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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