Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she peed on how many people?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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