why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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