U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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