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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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