have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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