oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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