it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm really busy with my period
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