I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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