Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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