But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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