Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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