Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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