i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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