Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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