If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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