glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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