So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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