First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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