You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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