Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
