i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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