We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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