I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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