do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
MIDGETS
????
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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