So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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