I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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