Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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