HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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