do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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