New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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